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[mediumclever]

❝Hi, you've reached Simon. Either I'm away from the phone or I'm avoiding you. Leave me a message and I'll get back to you.❞


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[nolessthanseven]

[ that's what you think, Simon. ]

what else are you going to do in a city where people are constantly supposed to be meeting and hooking up? it's easier
what should I go as?

[mediumclever]

Point taken.

I was thinking you could take my idea. It would be a tragedy for me, but I think on my feet. I'm sure I could come up with another costume for myself.

[nolessthanseven]

you've got way more experience with this than I do anyway. you'll be fine!
so sexy librarian for me
what about sexy policeman for you?

[mediumclever]

You're the boss. I mean, in this scenario, I'm probably the boss. A night stick wielding boss.

[nolessthanseven]

sexy security officer working in the library, here to defend the poor librarian from a noise she heard in one of the aisles
talk about swooning

[mediumclever]

Stay close to me, ma'am. I promise nothing bad will happen to you on my watch.

[ what is happening? ]

I'm totally prepared for your fascination with uniforms.

[nolessthanseven]

[ roleplaying. ]

I feel so safe, you don't even know
and I love uniforms. there's no explanation why. I just do

[mediumclever]

[ lord montgomery has turned into officer montgomery. ]

It's like guys and school uniform skirts. Say no more. No explanation necessary.

[nolessthanseven]

[ it's a good look for him. ]

that explains, like, everything that I see at work
guys are kind of weird

[mediumclever]

No, we're particular.

[nolessthanseven]

that's adorable. never change :P

[mediumclever]

It's in the same vein of girls being programmed to like leather jackets, motorcycles and guys that don't care about anything.

[ and yet, Isabelle chose him. ]

[nolessthanseven]

[ she might have gotten tired of guys that don't care about anything. ]

ooh, you might have a point
do you have a leather jacket anywhere?
:D

[mediumclever]

Yes.

And if, by chance, what I actually mean is no? I can get one.

[nolessthanseven]

[ all he gets in response to that is a selfie of Izzy looking quite pleased about that notion. It's the pre-ravishing face. ]